Crab cakes............... SOLD!

Vagina Ticks Huh?..... That Dennis is a hoot!

Nuttin Like Seeing Country Girls In The Kitchen.... when the hell am I gonna get invited for dinner, damn it?

One day, they will have a "smell mic" that you put in your kitchen. That way, we all can at least smell what y'all are cookin' up.

DANIEL ALAN BERNATH
DISBARRED DISQUALIFIED DISOWNED DISLIKED DISINFECTED

New video up

Its on again back over on Facebook..... Latest post he's trying to erase...

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Damn, Danny…… What the Oregon State Bar had to say about Daniel Alan Bernath

“…. following a character and fitness review proceeding, a three-member panel of the Board recommended that applicant be denied admission to the practice of law in
In its recommendation to this court, the Board identified the following allegations:
A. He (Bernath) disobeyed a court order to pay child support;
B. He was suspended for over a year in the State of California for failure to pay child support;
C. He failed to inform the Board that he was suspended from the practice of law in the State of California and he lied to the Board about his suspension in California, stating that he was not suspended when he was in fact suspended;
D. He loaned money to a client, Tamara Varner (‘Varner’), and collected on the loan from settlement proceeds from Varner's lawsuit without Varner's knowledge or agreement;
E. On that same release he signed as a witness, attesting to the authenticity of Varner's signature. He signed Varner's name to a release without Varner's knowledge and without advising the opposing party or counsel for the opposing party that he was signing the release on behalf of Varner;
F. He lied by omission to the Board when he told it that he did not notarize the Varner settlement document;
G. He endorsed Varner's name to the settlement check without Varner's knowledge and without advising the bank that he was doing so;
H. He retained all of the proceeds of the settlement without Varner's knowledge or agreement;
I. He failed to respond to a notice from the Committee on Arbitration of the Los Angeles County Bar Association that Varner was disputing his fee and that there would be an arbitration of the dispute.  He also failed to appear at the hearing. 
J. He failed to advise the Board of the fee dispute or the award in favor of Varner and against him in the amount of $10,000. 
K. He wrote a letter to Varner after entry of the award against him wherein he misrepresented the law and threatened to sue her if she did not agree to settle with him for $500. 
L. He destroyed all of his files for all of the cases he handled in California. 
M. Judgment was entered in California against him in the amount of $34,000 for malicious prosecution. 
N. He lied by omission to the Board when in his application for admission he stated that the judgment for malicious prosecution was reversed, but did not state that it was reversed by stipulation of the parties rather than on the merits. 
O. He failed to inform the Board about a lawsuit to which he was a party and which settled in applicant's favor for the amount of approximately $41,000.00. 
P. On May 16, 1997, he issued subpoenas on which he holds himself out to be an attorney practicing in Oregon.”
Q. Applicant failed to inform the Board about a lawsuit in which applicant was a plaintiff in an attorney fee dispute; 
R. Applicant failed to inform the Board that a motion for sanctions was made against him for appearing at a deposition while carrying a concealed weapon and that a sanction was assessed against him in the amount of $750.” 

So as you and your Butt Buddy, Orlando Hall, recently of New Orleans are wont to say “GO CHECK IT OUT”