i was thinkin about that howard stern bit, he has 10 million followers on sirus, now think if you get out to all his followers and they like you on his show, you could have 2 million followers on here, now what would you do with 2 million followers?

i was thinkin about that howard stern bit, he has 10 million followers on sirus, now think if you get out to all his followers and they like you on his show, you could have 2 million followers on here, now what would you do with 2 million followers?

Sadly, Jackie has been caught red-handed breaking into the feed bin. She must have not paid attention to Ms Gabby when she advised her not to commit misdeeds on front of eyewitnesses.

Back to the slammer with her.

Should have gone with my last post. Jackie doesn't know he has eaten all the treats in my pocket.

Hi everybody,

It's a chilly, blustery day here in West Central Illinois. My assistant, Blackjack, is "helping" me clean the barn.

BTW, what the heck is a "fact pattern? " I keep hearing that on the news.

Marsha

Hi everybody,

It's a dark blustery day here in West Central Illinois. My assistant Blackjack is"helping" me clean the barn. Jackie doesn't know that he has eaten all the treats.

BTW,what the heck is a "fact pattern"?

A good news and bad news day. The bad first. I recieved a call that a kid I treated as a son was found dead with no other information ATT. He left a wife and 2 very young boys. NOT GOOD!
I got a phone call this afternoon from an inshurance co. that I dont do biz with. It turns out the private owners of my new boat could not get ins. without a background check on me and my certs. This is new to me

A Jewish Story

A Jewish businessman in Chicago decided to send his son to Israel to
absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the
father asked him to tell him about his trip.

The son said, "Pop,I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I
converted to Christianity."

"Oy, vey,"said the father. "Vot haf I dun?"

He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do.

Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he
also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask
him what we should do." So they went to see the rabbi.

The rabbi said,"Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel. He
also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people?
Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."

The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons
and asked God what to do.

Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven and said…"Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel. . . . .

The Hooker...





An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.



"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?"

he asks.

"$100" she replies.





In broken English, he says,

"Do you do immigrant style?

"No" she says.





"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No,"she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.





"I pay you $300."

"No" she says.





"I pay you $400.

"No" she says.





So finally he says,

"OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."







She thinks,"Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?



So she agrees and has sex with him.





Finally, they finish.





Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,

"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"







The illegal immigrant replies,"You send bill to Government."









AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER,

IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL

IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!



Screwing us and we pay!