A Rough Mothers Day

Don and Diane spend Mothers Day at the Emergency Room Vet


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TECHNICIAN

05/20/2017
16:26:21


Watch what you ask for Don.



Dino

05/17/2017
18:47:47


So...what's your address again? For the hookers. And let me know when the missus is out for a while ;)

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didjman

05/17/2017
18:13:56


Test her for Lyme.



Stan

05/17/2017
18:02:29


Happy Mother`s Day a week Late!!



ROFFO

05/16/2017
08:24:12


Sorry to hear that your little girl is sick , it does sound very much like a stroke our pom had 2 in the last few years of her life she was 12 years old when she had her first one, I am sure she will recover in time give her lots of cuddles from us us .

Best wishes Roffo's wife.




redman

05/16/2017
00:06:21



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PARANAH

05/15/2017
15:05:37


I know it's off topic, but HELP!!!! How do you keep Dough from sticking to the Rolling pin when making Paister Strips for Chicking and Paisters (Dumplings for all of you above The Mason Dixon Line) Got a box of ANN'S Dumplings just in case.



PARANAH

05/15/2017
14:42:36


@ buds131, is everything still on for tomorrow, leaving my house now for Court and my Sisters house.



phony hater

05/15/2017
14:15:10


Just for the Retired Folks


Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ray.'

Ray was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ray was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Ray the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Ray.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg - his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard..........


"Ray,Ray ...wake up! You just shit the bed!"





Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!

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RANNJVdude

05/15/2017
13:36:29


From my days in the NCO school. Getting ready for a timed competition hump. BTW here you see the worst harness/rucksack system ever invented! The hopeless m85.

Everything is right where they're not supposed to be, like having the canteen and the shovel on the front. The harness constrics breathing and the rucksack has no padding. Just a stiff flat plastic board. There's not even a hint of ergonomics in this system.

The m05 system is a great system, but it wasn't in use when I was doing my service, because the marines get everything last here.

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