do the new guys still do the course?

I m a pretty good judge of horse flesh. You folks have more integrity than any public figure I can think of. Fuck the bottom feeders that try to defame you.

Robbie definitely looks like he eats his nails for breakfast in place of wheaties.

Robbie looks like the effin grim reaper came to life and decided to possess a demon who was already possessing a cold blooded killer. Or is that just me? Sully just looks like a cool ass dude.

Wow Senior Chief, sounds like a lot of kooks are coming out the woodwork. Don't worry, all the lucid subscribers are with ya. Praying for you to get better.

ALL CAPS is a sign of Downs Syndrome.

DAMMMIT I HIT ERASE FUCKING AAAAA!!!!.... ANYWAYS I WAS SAYING THAT YOU ALL DIDN'T SEE IS I GET ON HERE TONITE AND WHAT DO I SEE????...... TELECASTER IS MY FRIEND AGAIN!!!!!.... WOOHOOO!!!!..... MIDGET HOOKERS ALL THE AROUND!!!!..... LAZ IS BUYING BTW!!!!!....... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I LOVE IT HERE!!!!!

I spent a few hours and reported everything I could find of Bernath's.

one for the older subscribers:
PENSION SEX
Two men were talking.
'So, how's your sex life?'
'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'
'Pension sex?'
'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'

Here are some oldies I remembered:
When you shoot a mime do you use a silencer?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau who do you call?
Why is your alarm clock going off when it's really turning on?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean one actually enjoys it?
Why are they called a pair of pants or a TV set when it's only one?
Can a bald guy get a hair line fracture?
Can you cry under water?
Do penguins have knees?
Do bald guys use shampoo or soap?
There's a ton more but I forgot. Keep smiling! Laz