I've always said that, given a chance after death, I'd like to come back as one of my Granny's dogs. To hell with that, I wanna be with Miss Diane! ♥

The Mysterious Mansion is up next. No phones allowed

Think it's time for a fixn on Koda, that'll settle him down, he's horny and aggravated.

Nice work girls! A quick hi from across the pond, been a busy little bee lately. Hope my ESE'rs are doing well.

The Dragon

the top jump must be around 200+ feet


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I make my on long leads for my dog. Buy a couple of brass clasps, some shrink tubing that will fit double the diameter of the rope. Cut the rope to whatever length you want. Thread a 3"-4" piece of shrink tubing ove the rope, then thread the end of the rope through the clasp. Take braided fishing line and tie it over the doubled up rope close to the clasp and then wrap the rope as tight as possible for a couple of inches, then tie the line off. Push the shrink tubing up over the rope where you wrapped it, so the end of the rope is under the tubing as well, and heat the shrink tubing up to shrink it tight. Do the other end the same way or make a loop without a clasp if you only wants it for a long leashe. My Malinois has yet to pull it apart when doing bite work or scent work.

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.

The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!

A blonde city girl, named Amy, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy: “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is, in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.

They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, "Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know, how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"

"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

Diane how was Kodas night with the duck necklace?