The Rio Grande ain't so "grande" LOL
Great story you 2 are something else !!!!!
When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, "Don't you die on me"People always clap when she wakes up!!!
Therapist: What is the problem?Wife: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me.Me: I don't do it on porpoise
I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets mewith those three very special words: Were You Fired??????