I fill dumber now

he might have escaped from a loony bin somewhere

I got him beat! I joined the Girl Scout SEALs when I was six!

I get having issues with records. After I got out of the Marine Corps, I joined the Navy and made it all the way to NAVET/OSVET at Great Lakes when they told me the Marine Corps didnt fully release me from IRR and I cant get an ID card or pay until they do. I didnt get paid for my first 3 months in the Navy and I wasnt a recruit so didnt get everything given to me and I couldnt eat at the chow hall without an ID. All I had was $200 worth of recruit money cards that could only be used at the PX. Then I had a hard time getting some of my Marine Corps ribbons and medals merged with my Navy records. This guy though...either it was a practical joke someone paid him to try and play on Don or he is mentally ill or a scammer. Everything he said was retarded. I loved Dons response. Oh so St. Louis didnt have a record of you? Yeah thats because you never served. I almost pissed myself. Im addicted to this site

The US military needs to start 'em young if we want those highly-disciplined teenager Generals!

I was so classified that when i look in the mirror their was no one their this asshole can we lynch these mother fuckers

Aliens from the planet Turdotron abducted his records

Shipley is not a uncommon name , on my last ship my buddy last name was Shipley and we party when he made bm1.

I think I was a Navy Seal at birth and served in Vietnam between the ages of 2 and 6. They say it was hard for them to find a uniform that would fit me. I just need you to find my records so I can get my Navy pension because I am almost 70 now and as far as I know I am still a Navy Seal and I need to retire now, just sayin...can we meet at Nordstroms in Pirtleville so you can bring me my records? LMAO!! '

Hey Don, I wasn't a SEAL either. My question is, why can't you find name on the roster as being a SEAL??
I'd really like it if you could put it up there. LOL
I SWEAR THESE FUCKS ARE RELENTLESS!!!!!