Rambo the Clerk and the Grand National Waterfowl Hunt.

Rambo the Clerk and the Grand National Waterfowl Hunt.


Comments


NAM SREETRODDER

04/07/2017
11:43:42





JimmyTwoTimes

11/22/2016
09:14:57


Badda Bing



Zitsky

11/17/2016
16:39:39


Please blow the heads off a few Canadian Geese for me. Those damn things have ruined more than one of my golf outings.

4


phony hater

11/17/2016
15:33:15


Don, any flashback memories??????

or should I say splashback memories?


4


phony hater

11/17/2016
15:31:44


2


phony hater

11/17/2016
15:27:36


4


marsh

11/17/2016
15:24:12


Jackie has ordered me to issue the following statement on her behalf:

I, Jackie, President for Life of Donkeys for Trump, wish to reaffirm our loyalty to President-Elect Donald J. Trump. We do not give our loyalty easily, but once given it cannot be shaken. Any liberal that needs some sense kicked into them is welcome to stop by on their way out of the country.

Keep praying, my friends, God Bless Donald Trump, God Bless our fighting men and women, and God Bless America.

5


phony hater

11/17/2016
15:15:13


Here she thinks she even had a job. what a brainless liberal.
and the dems want him/her for 2020
holy shit


5


phony hater

11/17/2016
15:12:29


News Update from Canada

The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.

Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.

Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s.

"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.

"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?

4


phony hater

11/17/2016
15:10:10


5