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Dianes looking for a kitty


October 11th, 2016 
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Don has agreed to a new cat but only if hes a badass cat


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marsh avatar
10/12/2016
12:01:04
marsh said....  

This morning I arrived at the barn to find poor little Jackie standing in the lot all alone and looking very pitiful. When I asked her what was wrong she said "there's nothing good to eat in the lot, and she can plainly see a bag of plain carrots in my hand, instead of the carrots with green tops that I knew she wanted. I pointed out that the horses were in the lot too, because they're all getting a little chubby. She said she's filing another complaint, and in addition, she's filing a petition to become an emancipated donkey. I said that's fine, but that would mean she would have to feed her own self.

She thought about that for a minute, and then said that perhaps she was being a little hasty, and she would table that idea for awhile. But, she added she was going to redouble her efforts at pouting, looking pitiful, and standing forlornly in the corner of the lot, because then maybe she could con....um, persuade the neighbors to bring her some of the afore mentioned carrots.

I pointed out that she had eaten 3 of the regular carrots, and the horses had only gotten one each. She said that was as it should be because for starters she's Jackie, and furthermore she does me an immeasurable service everyday by making sure I never run out of things to do, idle hands being the Devils workshop.

What would I do without her....



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Bosun avatar
10/12/2016
11:20:50
Bosun said....  

Happy birthday US Navy

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phony hater avatar 10/12/2016
11:50:41

phony hater replied....

that is right, u r in 13 Oct lready.
not yet here in USA.
actual BD is 13 Oct.
ps, was this boat in Iran conflict in 1988-89???? Operation Praying Mantis?

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 Edso avatar 10/12/2016
12:26:08

Edso replied....

U.S.S. Lockwood, Secure Against The Waves.

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Bosun avatar 10/12/2016
12:32:12

Bosun replied....

That is USS Lockwood (FF 1064 - Knox class) the ship Don and I were on when we were stationed in Japan . They were the last steam tin cans (1200 PSI) in the USN.
They were known as Mac Namara's Edsols
We went on a couple of long ass cruises late 70s early 80s during the Iranian hostage crisis. The only good that came out of that mess was it finished Carter and we got In my opinion President Ronald Reagan The best CinC we had had since WW2.
I got off her in 89 No op Praying mantis that I remember.

For Edso We always thought that the ships motto " Secure against the waves " was kind of hooky but the XO (smart man ) explained that it was the Lockwood family motto going back to the 1500s and that was how it was translated from Latin to English  "Break rather than bend " and then the translation was refined agian to " secure against the waves".  It had nothing to do with the ocean. The family  crest which shows a tree and that waves of wind will not topple.  Navy liked the newer version so it stuck as the ships motto.

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Lotta Biltmore avatar 10/12/2016
14:53:56

Lotta Biltmore replied....

Thanks Bosun for all the info on your ship. Is Navy b'day one of those occasions that requires a sexual thank you to my hubby? Never mind, any excuse will do I suppose. Anchors Aweigh

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Zitsky
Bosun avatar 10/12/2016
15:41:32

Bosun replied....

Birthday no I think he would rather celebrate the Navy on the occasion of I don't know - high and low Tide

Ha ha

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Zitsky
Guitarpicker avatar 10/12/2016
17:32:56

Guitarpicker replied....

Happy Birthday to all my shipmates...GO NAVY...We OWN the seas......

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AT3 avatar
10/12/2016
11:13:52
AT3 said....  

Happy Birthday Navy ........ 241st

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phony hater avatar
10/12/2016
09:55:54
phony hater said....  

I heard today that Yoko Ono ( or however she spells it) wife of John Lennon, was very intimate with hillery R. in the 1970's in NYC when she was in college. so, it started very early in her life, rebelling against the MAN.

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phony hater avatar
10/12/2016
08:09:21
phony hater said....  

for all you voters this Nov. choose wisely
here is what you may look at the next 4 yrs, or even 8 yrs!
top pair, or the bottom pair.
for me, I think one pair is about the most revolting looking mother / daughter EVER!!!!!!

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