Bruteforce750 said....  

Im sending you a new Siega semi auto 12 guage with a 30 round drum mag. Cant go wrong with 30 rounds.


phony hater said....  

Yosemite Sam said....  

Uncle hated Japs said in the early days they had a better plane and pilots had to team up on them. He
was one of the first to fly jets off carriers call sign Foul Ball


Yosemite Sam said....  

lots of skeeters


phony hater said....  

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
He gave each woman a present of $5000 and watched to see what they did with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done new makeup;
buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs some new
gizmos for his computer and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts she tells him
that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5000. She gives
him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants
to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

More money is being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.