Ask Master Chief Shit. Too Dumb to Quit.

Ask Master Chief Shit. Too Dumb to Quit. Many thanks for the support...




I really enjoy listening to you. I have always liked learning from someone who might be older than me (49), I am very serious about that. And, your fun, like Don to listen to as well. I "Can't beat that" if I am going to waste my time in front of a PC monitor. May as well learn some things. No, not ex-military. But a guy can still listen.

Jamie W


How frickin' awesome is the Master Chief? I could listen to his stories and opinions all day, sadly I have a job so I can't!




Thanks Master Chief and I couldn`t agree more about today`s fat children addicted to screens (TV/Computer/phone/video games. My folks would have NEVER let me hang out in the house all day. I tried that shit once with my grandpa when I was about 12 watching TV during a nice day. He came in, turned it off and promptly told me to get up off my lazy ass and go mow the yard. "A boy your age should be outside working". And he was right.. I had a paper route, plus sports after school, and chores (a foreign word for many kids). Too damn busy to get into trouble, or get fat. My mother also did not allow fast food.




Bobby Knight's speaking at the Trump rally. Don't hear any hecklers.


phony hater


one for us older folks:
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash, and just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get this joker to drop the
price. See you later, grandpa.”

Never mess with the elderly!


phony hater


how does this fly with you all?
After following his daughter into the bathroom at a Target store,a man,
self identified as a woman, quickly gets his teeth handed to him by the
father, who self identifies as the TOOTH FAIRY.


phony hater


finally a joke for you all:

Free Sex with Fill-Up

A gas station owner in Alabama was trying to increase his sales.

So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.

The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time.

The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."




\\\\\*****(Master Chief Davis)*****/////

Like It Or Not Master Chief, Youre A Hero To Many People For Many Reasons...Including Me...... So Suck It Up Buttercup!

Wishing you a very speedy recovery Uncle Hershel !!!!




The Kevin Costner movie was "Silverado" One of my favorites as well. Hope you feel better soon. See you in may.




All do respect Master Chief. I would just like to know why at 01:45 in the video you said that they all would have made it if they had it up here. (you pointing to your head) Are you saying that if training breaks your bones, your not dedicated or strong enough. ???