"Gomer Pyle, The best documentary about the United States marine Corps ever made". HAHA, we see what you did there, zing!

You might mean Orthodox but I think you're trying to think of Hasidic.

Edso I think you got a good thing going here so dont be late tomorrow .Your getting a shave and a haircut.

Jeff Nolan feels like he didn’t lose much in the floods ravaging Louisiana–at least, compared to a lot of people.

But when Nolan was interviewed by ABC News, his emotions about the visit of Donald Trump to his home state in the midst of so much loss came pouring out.

ABC reporter Tom Llamas asked nolan, “And having Trump here, that meant a lot to you?”

Nolan’s answer…
“Oh yes, yes,” he responded. “Because, hell, America’s gotta wake up! Donald Trump’s the way to wake us up. He’s waking America up, he’s gotta get busy. America’s got to get behind him.”

“Without America getting behind Donald Trump, we’re going to lose and lose bigger than this flood,” Nolan added. “So, America’s gotta wake up.”

Possibly The Best Presidential Joke of the Year

President Obama walked into the bank to cash a check. As he approached the cashier he said, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Would you please show me your ID?"
Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA!!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the Dodd-Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing your ID.

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama: "I order you to cash this check!"
Cashier: "Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.

And just last week, Stephen Curry came in without ID. He drained a 3 pointer into that waste basket over there by the door, and with that shot we cashed his check.

So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing—I have no clue as what to do.

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?

Super Troopers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bC3LDGQTV0

Whiskey Drinking Woman, Nazareth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTukSakeqr4

This just in. Obama shows up in Louisiana.

Barber Pole

I think it is very telling that while our "President" is playing golf, Mr, Trump is touring flooded areas In Louisiana, meeting displaced residents face to face, listening to their stories, and pledging his support. Meanwhile, Hillary is "resting." This alone should indicate who is qualified to be our Commander in Chief.

I deeply appreciate all of your prayers and support. My uncle has been taken to the hospital and may not survive. It is comforting to know that he is in God's hands.

Marsha