In addition, David learned it takes a lot more physical effort to slice fruit with a sword than it does playing Fruit Ninja, especially when you are a goofy looking lardass.

Holy Shit, nothing makes sense!

Did that make sense ??

This is definitely worth the money - this is so hysterical i had to watch this one twice.

Its worth the Money just to see Don's expressions when these hairballs barf that crap up

What a snow flake clown

Thank you sir for what you do.

letting that bulldog nose cover up that puppy dog ass. Get em Don!

Caller: "So David, can you talk to me about your combat experience?"
David: "Well first let me say that I'm not a liar. And anyone that says I am is a liar. And a lot of people say that I am. So there are a lot of liars out there. In fact, I'm probably the only one that isn't. And I don't claim anything that can be verified. Duz that mayc sence?

From memory, there was a famous Flanagan(sic) in the US Army.