Hey Don, morning. What project you have in mind? We can work something out with my department. If that is still available I'll be glad to help

You know, when I was a tad younger I would lie about shit I did to try to look cooler than I was. I might even do it again once in a while. However, I would never, ever, ever lie about being in the military or doing shit I dind't do. That kind of shit was always off-limits in my mind, not just because it can be verified, but because it just seemed wrong.

wow he did 18 years in the Iraq war...... it hasnt even been 18 years since those 2 wars started lol. He musta knew that 911 was gonna happen and went over there in 2000 to wait for the wars to break out.
Reminds me of my time in Normandy. I dropped in on Omaha Beach back in 1918 at the end of ww1 and hid in the sand dunes for 26 years until the rest of my unit stormed the beach and air dropped in.

Lie when the truth sounds better...unreal...

Why the F$ do they always say "special forces" NAVY
answer.. cause they think it sounds cool... you are SF and SEAL labeled..
Dumb asses.. that gave it away right there.. just like the word "soldier" and not sailor.

A one-eyed fat man could be a breacher? (Insert image of Rooster Cogburn breaching a door here!)

Doing the math (sorry Senior Chief... It eats at my brain given my line of work), he claims 12 tours. 18 month rotations, assuming they are exactly 18 months (I never served, I wouldn't know. I'll definitely take your word for it), you get 216 months. That comes up to 18 years. The War in Iraq, according to Wikipedia, started in March 2003 and ended in December 2011 (8 years, 8 months and 9 days to be exact), so according to his claims, he should be done with his deployment by somewhere around 2021.
Maybe he forgot to say that he was over there ten years longer than he should've been because of a "Classified operation." What a dick.

Anther good one!

Seek and destroy Don!!!

Get this mtf .