What it looks like to me, is this guy has ribbons and medals on. Which is an either or situation and they go on the same side of the chest. I only had five in six years. Only place I ever saw anyone with medals on both sides of their shirts was in Hollywood type fakes and Politicians....

heh heh. Yes kiddies, I think we've all learned something important here today.

Very funny!

The word "Turbo-Douche" comes to mind.

"I was too busy being a Seal to read uniform regs".....hahaha love it

It's not about better shit to do, it's about a different Navy. A: Specwar will always get a pass on minor shit, you've earned that (i.e. Sunglasses on the forehead...). However, in an age where everything spawns on media in half the beat of a humming birds wings, you have to understand that the Navy, Military, will dust off the regs that always were, but oft unknown, to ensure that the actions or voice of any one member does not reflect as the will or support of any branch of the military. Your not knowing doesn't make you a bad Senior Chief, and me knowing, doesn't make me a fucking regulation nerd. I've spent almost half my time overseas. Uniforms are a very big deal and you had better know when and where the fuck you can wear 'em especially when on foreign soil. However, I digress, the point being, no one expects everyone to know everything and the Navy today, ain't the same Navy you retired from. Maybe that's how one knows when it's time to go...when it's no longer the organization you first joined.

Now Don, I don't know if you are aware, but the Regulation governing electric blasting machines strictly prohibits any horseplay, frueferall, gladhanding, and brouhaha. That's FM 5-34, section 6, subsection 2a. Now I was just a combat engineer, didn't spend much time reading regulations and such.

Thank you so much for that image of David Hasslehoff that is now stuck on repeat in my forebrain.

This dick blick is going spastic about an irrelevant situation. First of all...who gives two squirts of duck shit about section hash tag decimal point niner under the code of....what the fuck ever!
Also....Capt. Knowledge Clark Jr shouldnt talk about shit that is miles above is pay grade.
Lastly....what the fuck is he gonna do about it? Cmon shit stain...youve discovered a uniform regulation infraction in progress!! General Quarters! Man your battle stations!
......now what??.......
Sir!....what do we do now sir??....

WTF! this guy is a uniform Nazi.......I am sure he had his thumb in his Chiefs back pocket...lol
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