Don't eat the damn cookies!
A good SEAL knows how to steal cookies and make look like the mice did it.. Somebody in that there class ain't gonna make it.!!
My very first day in basic I drank a Gatorade and let me tell you, they never said I couldn't but I quickly learned it's not what your not told, it's what you ARE told!
SR.CHIEF, what happened to hunting phonies, I need my fucking fix guy, and those damn cookies, well they would have packed a ruck and counter columned marched their asses down to Kroger and worked off the calories in that pack of cookies and bought a ruck more!!!!
Time for a good ole GI PARTY, running fucking water, and a perfectly good swamp out back, bullshit I tell ya, BULLSHIT!!!