lol, should have seen my cats running when they heard this video KITTY KITTY

fix me plate, looks good

28 fuckn days? Geeezus...

You can tell a lot about a person by the way he treats animals....... Good luck Don!!

looks like a whole bunch of cats are on the way to your sheds judging by her mid section, at least the mice will be in check

Now its god damn comedy hour?? Telecaster how about this one....I shot a VC and sent him to the gates and went back to camp and rubbed powder on my balls yea yea yea.

That cat isnt missing any meals --

Get that leg taken care of. Take care!

Here is the end, sorry

Soon they return, happy and breathless. She looks at her watch and says she is happy they had a great time but they still have ten minutes left! The little boy says to the girl, " hey you wanna do it again.. She says "Yes OF Course I want to!!! But this time you hold thi pigeon down and I get to shit on his head!!!"

Thank you for your service have a great life

I am new today. In honor of you all I would like to share my favorite joke:
A large park is turning 100 years old today. Many families will come to celebrate when the huge iron gates open at 8am. On each side of the gate on a stone pillar is a statue, one of a little boy and one a little girl.

Nearing daylight an angel appears. Speaking to the staues she says "I have come on a very special Mission from God. For 100 years you have made all the people coming through these gates feel welcome, and as they leave the park they feel safe and protected by your presence. As a reward, God has asked me to grant you 30 minutes of life, to play, to discover, to do anything your hearts desire. POOF! You are alive! Run along and have fun!"

She waits, hearing l
Much laughter, screams & giggles. She sees the bushes and leaves shaking and is very happy for the gift they were given.