Start a small display of duck and goose "Assholes" after you shoot them and name it the "Bernath-Wittgenfeld Asshole Display!"

Piss on Dan Bernath
Please piss here

There has to be a spot out there around a corner, behind a barn, by a tree that you and your guests step away for a good quick outdoor piss. I say put ol Dan-o's name on there and make it the pissin brick!

Muj , he deserves it.

My thought on the paver.. give it to someone who deserves it! Wouldn't want anything to remind me of the lowlife in Fl. Get the pleasure from knowing he paid for it.

Warrior is going to be huge. I think the general rule is you double their weight at four months and that's about what they'll weigh when full grown. My male German Pinscher was 22 pounds at four months and his adult weight is around 42 or 43 pounds. For larger breeds the age you double  may be even a bit later.

have his paver made, THEN fill a bucket with gas

Stamp a big asterisk on it, because when I think of Ban, that's the first thing that comes to mind. A Stink Star, An A=Hole, a Ballon Knot, a Chocolate Starfish, a Prison Purse(thats going to come in handy), a Puckered Brown Eye.

That guy is a Butt Hole.

Bernath to his unruly son: "Someday you will have kids of your own"
unruly son to Bernath: "maybe someday you will to"

maybe take the paver he paid for, put his name on it and place it where you like to pee when you're outside... poetic justice at it's finest!!