sorry, not sorry but I find this funnier than hell

school shooting down by Atlanta this morning...


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Suspect in custody, ‘casualties’ reported at Apalachee High School shooting, sheriff says

anyone heard bout this at Andrews AFB??


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Base Holding Air Force One, is Broken into.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-navy-warship-commander-relieved-071510955.html

Half way there........

Good Morning Class!

Morning

So here’s a weird side effect if you shove enough melatonin up your ass you will no longer be allergic to bees hell for that matter youll reverse aging it’s the new miracle drug boys and girls no shit been stung twice now nada

Steve Inman Weekly Top 5


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Did a pre screening with a nurse. 30 min of me saying no. The doctor called some African didnt understand a word he said. But hes sending daytime weed nighttime weed and cbd oil. I dunno what. Then spme french chick rang for the credit card number jobs done. $8.50 AUS a gram thats about 5 US. Better than street price. In three weeks I can adjust the strength or type of buds what a hoot.
The cbd oil was 170 doubt it will do anything but give it a go.
So basically Govt approved drug dealing happy days.
Cant smoke it tho have to use a vape its some loophole.
Cops cant touch you as its on prescription.
They tried to flog me gummies as well. Like how much drugs do you want to sell me.

Last one….👍🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


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Gutfeld! 9-3-24 FULL HD | FOX BREAKING NEWS TRUMP September 3, 2024

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Is Joe Doing A Good Job?

Greetings


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We Need To Retaliate. This Is Sickening.

Posted this on EWS but not the sight. Curious what he wants in the tree.

Had to post this the full version of Chu going off his head.


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Rookie Cop Stops the Final Boss of Speeders | CHAOS Ensues

Good afternoon Folks and Folkies!

the perfect doorbell doesnt exi...

Heffy, next time ya go fishin, heres ya a tip...

Evening Everyone.

On top of many other things, I write on a number of subjects from a conservative viewpoint on Substack.
My latest was posted two days ago, and I invite you all to read it and others. I'd love to have you comment and/or subscribe as well. Check it out.
https://elvinunleashed.substack.com

Finally DONE! Wifey had her 30-year retirement ceremony at the Air Force National Museum in Dayton on the 23rd. It's been a massively busy year and we have now permanently move to our new house in Sebastian, FL. I can FINALLY be freed as just being a Trophy Wife and Arm Candy for the Colonel! No Stolen Valor HERE! She had a STELLAR career.
I'll be back here with y'all now that I have time to relax a bit! Cheers all.
BY THE WAY... Don and Diane have probably been trying to figure out who the hell they received the Retirement Ceremony Invite from! ME! 😂
This large piece was made for her by some of her minions who will miss her as commander and mentor!

Greetings, good gosh……


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Joe Biden's "WTH" Moment of the Day - Joe's SHOCKING 10 Year Decline.....

Morning .

Jefferson City Correctional Center, aka J.C.C.C. aka The Walls. I didnt work here, I worked down the road bout 20 miles at Algoa (A.C.C.) for a brief time but I toured a small part of The Walls while it was still open. it's right down town, Jefferson City (Capitol of MO) and right on the MO River and YUP! it was prone to some flooding


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Abandoned Missouri State Penitentiary With Gas Chamber

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HOW SKELETOR ORDERS A PIZZA

Special order very nice very different and very expensive.

Great day today. I prevented a National Holiday crisis. Friends son called and said his Kegerator stopped working. I knocked on the door but no answer. They were all in the back yard waiting for me. I headed to the basement entrance and the boy said "No it's not there it's out in the yard by the picnic table" 1st clue. Examined the extension cord as it looked a bit small. 2nd clue Do you have any cold beer here. Yes in the basement refrigerator. Get me a cold one please. Now we need to move the kegerator over to the house and plug it in. "BINGO" Crisis averted. I am a hero now. Another beer please. It's good to be a hero    Draft Beer YUCK

DOD Alert.

During the Vietnam War, at least 40 American soldiers were hospitalized with composition C-4 (which is 91% RDX) intoxication from December 1968 to December 1969. C-4 was frequently used by soldiers as a fuel to heat food, and the food was generally mixed by the same knife that was used to cut C-4 into small pieces prior to burning. Soldiers were exposed to C-4 either due to inhaling the fumes, or due to ingestion, made possible by many small particles adhering to the knife having been deposited into the cooked food. The symptom complex involved nausea, vomiting, generalized seizures, and prolonged postictal confusion and amnesia; which indicated toxic encephalopathy.

If you are talking about Whisker Autopets they are a client of mine

im a bit retarded. So I go get a big mail bag from the postofffice. Put my name and address in the middle of the envelope and put a letter with my size large and medium? Do I put two stamps on it?

Bought my lady the Cadillac of she-sheds! Look at her son!

$12,500 worth of pool shock and sweat !

Happy Labor Day Echo

Greetings…..🎶🎵


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grilling in the name of...

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Mom seemed very happy that we're back in school again...


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Jude Cole - Back To School (1986, Back To School OST)

Grilling in the name of….😎😎😎
Ribs on the grill, no time to smoke!
Enjoy your time everyone 👍🙏🇺🇸

Much respect…… Chuck, redman, TH and anyone I missed…… 👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


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Best US Marine Quotes | Warrior & Military Motivation

Blair, this is for you, EH...    

Justin Trudeau gets grilled by a Canadian worker.

https://x.com/i/status/1830508073091285497

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James McMurtry "Forgotten Coast" (Official Music Video)

Morning . Hope the grandkids have a wonderful time in school this year .

I have the second coat on this side . That type of paint is stucco and masonry. Have the same type for all around the foundation in a dark gray. Wood paint in same gray for the window and door frames.

Getting to the peak will be a chore .

Plywood porch against the original stucco portion of the house . Have to use two types of paint . Hope the shades are the same . Both get a second coat today .

Old homestead house . Picked up more paint yesterday. Get a second coat on today.

Brothers trailer with the second coat .

Well the fuckin new bladder arrived for the waterbed but I didnt realise the heater shit itself also. I would have thought if water got into it it would have electrocuted me. NO such luck
Anyway fuck this Im applying for the medical hooch on wednesday. Reason?
Ah doc I cant take this shit anymore. A man called Chu has tipped me over the edge
Doc How do you know hes a man?

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Toby Keith-Call A Marine

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John Michael Montgomery - Letters From Home (Official Music Video)

Peasants ….😳😳😬😞

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Cowgirl in the Sand (2009 Remaster)

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Down by the River (2009 Remaster)

I love this Lady..🥃🥃🥃🥃👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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The Doors - The Changeling

I have 4 …… Lord bless the moms! If I had to do it, …… I’d have none 😬😬😬😬

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Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

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Animal Magnetism

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The Circus Is In Town

Rent free space in her head

What does Jeff Bazos’ rocket ship look like,  a big ……. lol 😆
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Greetings, check out this video….
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There used to be international stamps you could use on any parcel but it seems they are no longer available.

The other half of the gift was 167k but got it for less than that I wont say how much
Best boulder he has seen in his 82 years,

Murray bought Jan some pearls. 32 grands worth half price well better than half were 75k. I dont know what women see in them.

If they dont have your size get a small one and frame it.

Ms Robin, Blair couldnt remember the name of this song, but wanted to dedicate it to ya... aaaaand now we all know why he walks funny and has an infatuation with Lil Debbies snack cakes!


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Thank you both for your continuous service.
I'm honored to support your work.

Mick had his best mate over for a visit last weekend. The two of them got stoned and Mick made a video of his best mate's antics...🍁


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Conor McGregor vs Ice Cream

just came on line--wish I could be there for opening day of dove season--I could show you how to hit them when they're flying rather than just sittin on the wire

I never knew he was a Marine or a boxer...🦅🥊

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Hello, Diane and SC my first time on this pod cast or whatever it’s called long time member bobbydAMS-1

good ol' Blair, still highly motivated and super dedicated to scuba and his endless pursuit of Eels...

Have really enjoyed my membership, y"all are hillarious

if anyone else needs the address for shirts, scroll down a lil, its posted

Going to go cry myself to sleep 🤣

Thanks again D&D

OK all, reload the page. Have a safe Labor Day

Good luck senior Chief hope y’all limit out!

I'm glad I didn't say anything about UPS lol

It’s ok I have had my share of ass chewing

We love y’all can’t wait till we get our shirts. Even if u give me more shirts then Mack 🤣🤣 sorry

I might have to change my name here soon; we won’t have Uncle Joe to kick around lol

Got it!

Enjoy the evening!

thanks bro

17 Saturdays until Christmas for all you Saturday shoppers.

Thanks admin I need to change mine

ok ill try

Thank you for youre time and have a Great night!!

Would a FedEx label and envelope be better?

73

@CHUCK you can rename yourself in your account settings

🤣🤣🤣🤣

terry you can put me in as other chuck

Hope y’all have a good week.

Senior, I know about your Midget Porn infatuation, but I wont tell the members...

video reset at 6.55, thats how

lol

Thanks Manchu

Awesome!

Glad you liked them. They are old just like me

blue jays are in the Corvid family 9Crows, etc.) and they can speak human words clearly

Diane, I love that top you wore in the tshirt video, it had a blue print

We can hear him! Cool.

thank ya Mrs Diane

That’s the home of the Razorback go hogs go

That’s awesome my dad would lhave loved yall

He will love that

How is shot in the dark

@CHUCK, yes, LOL

thank ya Mrs Diane and Senior

do i really have to change my name your highness

Is Jay the first bird you've raised??

Thanks so much

@Fish, down the comments, near the bottom in blue

Fish, I'll post the address after the live

Where do I find the address I'm sure you already said. For the t shirts

Cant wait to see what you both have planned

Ya here from Mad Dog?

i not a marine but i do work for a marina

D&D, sorry for the odd request on signing the shirt for my Dad. Thank you both. He absolutely loves the site. Same dark sense of humor as Don.

Ah

My grandfather made his own decoys out of wood. He would spend hours in his shop doing that.

sorry fellas im the other chuck

Its not, Chuck is Chuck golf :2/26th mar

I am sorry Senior I don’t mean to bug ya senior. Since I can’t fight fire or arrest folks anymore duck hunting is my passion

Wiz up Chuck?

Blairzy, that sounds better than our NyQuil and vodka 😵‍�'�🤢

Are you going to put a roof on your boat lift?

What brand decoys you like? I have gotten pretty addicted to Dakota

Both of our cats like to be outside in the shade when it’s 110° rather than inside with the ac. 🤷

Hey Cardinal Chuck

had 30 plus cat colony some good some bad all killers

We quit trying to make poppers when bacon got so expensive. I will email you how we are doing it now.

Just change the bag once or twice a week. No scooping. Plus it keeps track of their weight and tells you when it needs topping off or bag needs changing.

I am sorry I love my Labrador to death he goes everywhere with me but I am just not a cat person

Oh yes we love our Litter Robot 4!

The only good cat . . . is outside.

Ready for more bacon?

look at Omega Paw litter boxes. Easy clean and covered.

That shit is ingrained in cats.

Cage him I don’t think the Shipley’s would stand for that

👍

Can you cage him??

Smart bird

We were drinking back in college, and by the end of the night all we had left was a bottle of J.D. All the good mix was gone, so I made up a pitcher of grape Kool-aid and used that. College poverty days !!

JD distillery has a tour and great gift shop.

At the distillery! Love their triple sour mash.

@mqqn - Se34nior loves Gentleman Jack

JD Jack Daniels

I sent it last Monday. Plus a narcotics detector dog competition t shirt.. the post office could have lost it and it wouldn’t surprise me.

I hope all of you have have a great Labor Day!

I love the JD gift shop. Stuff I can’t get anywhere else!

He thought he was going to have to knee surgery but it was the veins now he can walk with virtually no pain and I

Maggie and I live 20 miles from Jack Daniels. Sending a gift this week ;^)

At the risk of senior chief stabbing me Mrs Diane is Beautiful!

Gavin says good luck on the dove hunt but dont shoot any of his rock dove 🕊️

Surgeries are no fun. I had two pituitary surgeries and recovery sucks -!: takes a long time.

We all do

Diane, how's your bacon level?

Way to go, Diane! You look beautiful and you are wearing no wine well! Keep it up!

Ultrasound all is well 2 more surgeries to go

Mack is on his 3rd vein surgery. He had an

It’s a good idea to go to a recruiter and discuss options. They will run him through aptitude tests to see what interests him and what he might like. .

Thanks you Sir

You have birds senior?

Mr.Shipley I\'m at work but I wanted to ask your opinion.My son is planning to go to the Navy what would you recommend as a good job other than SEAl. Thanks

Don did you get the Tn Chiefs shirt I sent to you? Color me just wondering..

Nikki wears them to sleep in too. Here she is right now..

If Don is chasing you? You are both running for your life! Haha

Mack want 2xl Mon wants xl

2xl

Send me more lol

If u don’t have any that fits Mack. U can always sense

@Barny, yes

So, if I mail you an envelope, you sent a shirt back?

I got it it worked!!

howdy, Im fashionably late

shot put

I would have liked to have tried it back when I was in good health

Share with Mack not hate

Mr.Shipley I'm at work but I wanted to ask your opinion.My son is planning to go to the Navy what would you recommend as a good job other than SEAL. Thanks

I will contact him. Our club is wanting new hoodies and hats this year

You can always put more in ours since I have to hate with Mack

I’m having a t shirt made that says wheres my free shirt Don? Haha

Yep buck fiden ours is the same way

If I fits, I sits. (my cat)

if it fits it ships..

We finally got ours out of the hollar

Awesome!!!!

Hows the Blue Jay???

My deaf ass can hear you guys. So it must be good.

Howdy ya’ll

It’s livable senior

It’s great here

Whaaaat??? ))) 👂

Yes mam lol

We are cranking our volume to 100% here to hear but it’s good.

No its still low

Audio is better but still low

All good

Damn drunk fingers. Hope all is well with everyone. Listen to the Shawn Ryan podcast with Trump. It was pretty good.

Hello folks

5x1 lol

I will be ok 😁

Audio is low

Good evening Senior and Mrs Diane

5x5

good here

There they are

Hey

Well dang it there’s nobody to complain to 🤣

Evening everybody from Lake Sakakawea. Walleye fishing has slowed bit the small mouth bass is a kicking

Yes its only me and Don and Diane

Admin how you post pics or is that a admin deal! That’s bad ass!

Looks like where we are now.. minus the storm..

Mail to: His Royal Highness Don Shipley 5701 Bar Neck Rd, Cambridge MD 21613

Good evening!!

Present

It is on Sunday evenings barny! Welcome sir!

Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

Just got done basting the tenderloin for the last time. It should be almost ready to take off about the end of the podcast

looks like a pair of outstanding citizens

Play hookey and take that little man out to bust a few doves Don

Delta

Howdy Manchu and all!

howdy doody yall

First day of school!!! I'll see everyone tonight at 1800.