This is hilarious.. I have heard the exact same thing from my wife many times.. (though about my motorcycles, and RC planes, not hunting) it is like listening to my wife, just in a different voice.... glad I am in good company being on the receiving end of these kinda of things.. lol
Sing it sister! The next time say okay hun you're right I'll just stay here. At the next meal dress your dining table real nice and sit a can of tuna with a bottle opener in the middle of the dinner plate and say bon appetite!
I shouldn't say need...I ment if we real men decide to get married. Woman like you would be the best choice. Mwahahhahahahahaha