I had an idea of a spoof.
SEAL' s having to use all their skills and teamwork to complete OP Mama Shipley when they forget it's her birthday. Can they escape to the supermarket, avoid detection by Brandi whose shopping? Will Senior and the guys and the only training SEAL's have get them home before Mama Shipley realises?

Just some fun and laughs because Senior would never forget Diane' s birthday?!

It sounds amazing!
Gentlemen, prepare to enjoy yourselves and get some training which may well save your lives or those of your loved ones.
Enjoy gentlemen, enjoy.

I was in the car business for 20 years as a salesman first and then manager of dealerships for most of my career. When the manufacturer introduces a new or redesigned car they have "Ride+Drives" it is half classroom and half driving on closed courses that are set up to show where our new model shines by having 50 or 60 cars there that are the new product and they have all of the competition's cars there too. We put both thru their paces and the more elite the brand the more aggressive the course. They hire professional race car drivers with impressive skills and experience. There are performance parts with slalom parts with cones to hairpin turns. EVERYONE from the new green sales guys to the old crusty grouchy old bastards have the time of their lives at these things and I have been to some very cool events. The best were with Audi and Porsche. The real life proving grounds in the US are in Arizona and brother I could talk for days about what I saw and still not cover everything or come close to what the experience was like. ANYTIME a plane came within 10 miles of the place all of the cars on the track and test areas had these big tents with nothing in them but when they yelled a certain code or broadcasted the code on the radios of the people who worked there you had to get your assigned vehicle into the tent IMMEDIATELY because we actually got to see cars that were 2 to three years away from coming to the market. Anyway you are really on to something with driving courses. Everyone turns into a little kid as far as excitement and enthusiasm at these events. Even the crusty old bastards that should have retired already were smiling from ear to ear. We drove the cars to their limits and beyond. So good luck with the event and I think you really are going to be surprised at the reaction you get from your classes. They are going to love it!

D&D WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE MARINE VIET NAM VET? DID HE GET HIS MONEY BCK ? OR SOME OF IT ? IF THERE WS ANYTHING ABOUT IT I MISSED IT ==THANKS
JD
(OFF WE GO INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER)

Bless you Diane,

Bless you Diane..can't wait to see the new course.

MUUUUJJJJ!

Senior Chief..... you are the ultimate alpha male...... why does Missus Senior Chief drive you around? The alpha male is in control at all times. Whats the deal here?

It's pitiful to say amongst all of these former military and bad ass subscribers but I've only held a weapon like twice and don't know shit. I had a pretty powerful pellet gun as a kid, but that's it. Now I was in a weird BUD/s class????? Twilight Zone playing in the background of my head!!!

I'd love to do some of those courses. On a similar note..... I dreamt last night that I was in this weird BUD/s class and a rung out before I even had to do a push up. All of these young guys said you haven't been here an hour???? I remember saying man, I'm 42 and you are all so younger, I'm in rotten shape and have no idea what I'm even doing here. I have a family at home. And all these young fuckers said we thought you, of all people would make it????? They said keep in touch, I said whatever.........weird dream man.