Searching for a Gun Cabinet and Howard Stern wants Don plus Female Phony SEAL

Diane searches for a gun cabinet and Don gets pissy after lunch

Howard Stern wants Senior on he show




Go on howard

Crazy Legs


U would be great on Howard Don



You two seem so happy. Congratulations, you deserve it.




You two seem so happy. Congratulations, you deserve it.



i was thinking since i am an IT guy, you can go to and figure out what is the best provider for your location for a high bandwidth internet option. man i love howard, please please get on that show! lol, i love listening yall, please post something everyday, if fact just strap a go pro on your chest and let it run all day!




Jackie wishes to issue the following statement about the latest Clinton email leaks, and the rumors that the Democrats are thinking of replacing her with Michelle Obama if she dies, cannot continue, or whatever her excuse is this week.




Well color me surprised! I spoke too soon the video up earlier today referencing Stern in the title is gone.




Ok I get home, after a bit I do a YouTube check, why I dunno to torture myself as if any of those stupid videos will be gone. And he has resorted to a cooties video, yes no typo.....cooties. This may be a sign that all he has left is to point and yell..... "cooties".


phony hater


Before You Put Your Camel to Bed

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster, speaking in Ontario, says: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy, and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me Hot.”

"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq of Ribs.”

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret, with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called Morehammered.”

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point, it is either past your bedtime, or it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.


phony hater


A guy sees a sign in front of a tired old house with lots of deferred maintenance: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the dog replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The dog looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’

'Because he lies more than Hillary; He's never been out of the back yard’