Phony Navy SEAL of the Week. MELVIN KENT FLECK



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Hogan

05/09/2018
23:30:19


Fuckin "mastebater" more like it.



NWTopCop

07/07/2017
08:45:04


Don, once again, this is Elmer T. Bushbottom, USN (Ret) getting back to you about your assertion that I have been claiming to be a Navy SEAL. For the last time, I was NOT, nor have I ever claimed to be a Navy SEAL; but I WAS a "Navy Seal" for 16 years, medically retiring after being hit by a fishing boat propeller, losing my left fore-flipper, while on a "training maneuver." Yeah. Right. Interesting side-bar: I nearly didn't make it through my DUBS class (# 118. I graduated in June, 1995 (to those subscribers unfamiliar with the lesser-known Navy Seal program, "DUBS" stands for "Darned Ugly Bull Shitters")...and "Seal" stands for....well....Seal. You know: "Arf! Arf!" While your fancy-pants, cake-walk BUDS training is done in Coronado, California, the REALLY grueling DUBS training was conducted in Sarasota, Florida, at the headquarters of Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus...until May 21, 2017, when the circus closed after 146 years. In June, DUBS was moved to Booger Falls, Iowa, where the training program is currently run by the out-of-work midget clowns who formerly worked with the circus. The midgets live in a miniaturized set of condos, separate from the DUBS barracks where all we normal-height Seal candidates stayed. Since the midgets volunteer their services, and are otherwise unemployed, the Navy graciously lets them live in the little condos without paying a dime in rent. The condos are so cute: they have short ceilings, and little tiny appliances and furniture. They are called "Stay Free Mini-Pads." I digress: The reason I NEARLY washed out of DUBS was that it took me four solid weeks to get the ball-balancing-on-the-nose thing down pat...but eventually I mastered it, as well as the multi-tasking conundrum of all conundrums: How to make that ridiculous barking noise while clapping with my fore-flippers...simultaneously balancing on those same fore-flippers with my ass and my hind-flippers sticking straight up in the air. Don't believe me? You can find a copy of my DD-whatever on the www dot Web-FlipperedHeroesOfTheSea dot com website. In the famous words of my hero and idol, Michael Orlando "Clubber Lang" Hall: "Check It Out!"

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Mykemyk

05/08/2017
03:19:43


This guy deserved a visit not a phone call.



NAM SREETRODDER

01/12/2017
18:02:23


DON & DIANNE, YOUR VIDS ARE ADDICTIVE.... AND I'M HOOKED! LOVE WHAT YOU DO TO THESE PHONIES!

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CNC pro

08/29/2016
17:52:29


Mr. Shipley gets so angry he begins to shake..... wouldn't want to be the recipient of his understandable rage..



JTJones

03/01/2016
21:40:44


Wow ... this character lives down the road from me ... WOW ... small world



Lonnie

11/30/2015
04:32:16


Is it hard to get promoted in the Navy? I noticed that a lot of these phony seals get discharged at E-2 or E-3. E-3 might just be stretching it.



Lazarus

11/07/2015
13:10:16


SAY HI TO DANNY BERNATH: oooh, courtesy of someone else:
Home; 239-288-6034
Cell; 503-367-4204
Email; USSYORKTOWNCVS10@YAHOO.COM
http://www.therecorder.com/id=1202727067078/Yelp-Stuck-Battling-Reviewer-Suit?slreturn=20151007132305
Or http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-5118-daniel_bernath.html

Just Google search "Daniel A. Bernath" and look at the results. I advise you to have plenty of popcorn and beverage when you do, there's plenty. :D



perpetual_fng

08/18/2015
05:36:45


"...you sound like a weirdo to me." LOL



dave

06/04/2015
16:26:59


Don,, I love these videos, but get so f** pissed off with these guys, I know you and diane go and get these guys, but I would love you to get all of them,, and piss them all off ,, (as you yanks say) what a bunch of sad people