Phony Navy SEAL of the Week. David Paul Sterrett, The Energizer Bunny Phony SEALPhony Navy SEAL of the Week. David Paul Sterrett, The Energizer Bunny Phony SEAL. Operation Condor (WTF?) SEAL Team Five before it was commissioned and kick ass stories of jumping from Helicopters in three-piece suits, David will tell any bullshit SEAL story to sell his bullshit Batteries and I have a problem with that. And Im not alone.